1 00:00:00,381 --> 00:00:04,174 Your dad sent you a letter to the office. 2 00:00:04,175 --> 00:00:06,405 Oh, please, let it be his death certificate. 3 00:00:07,348 --> 00:00:10,521 Oh, wow. Your dad still gets the actual newspaper. 4 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:12,457 Being old must run in your family. 5 00:00:12,458 --> 00:00:13,158 Huh? 6 00:00:13,159 --> 00:00:14,659 "You made the paper again. Dad." 7 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:18,703 That's really sweet. 8 00:00:18,704 --> 00:00:20,373 No, it's psychological warfare. 9 00:00:20,374 --> 00:00:22,678 Every time I'm in the paper for something embarrassing, 10 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:24,249 he sends a clipping. 11 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,385 Frank, did you leave a panini on? 12 00:00:26,386 --> 00:00:28,422 Does Picasso leave a painting unfinished? 13 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:30,294 [alarm whooping] -Fire! Fire! 14 00:00:30,327 --> 00:00:33,901 All officers must commence emergency evacuation protocol. 15 00:00:33,935 --> 00:00:35,037 [Emily] Fire! 16 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:36,120 Mush! Come on, mush! 17 00:00:36,138 --> 00:00:37,608 It's peein'! 18 00:00:37,609 --> 00:00:38,610 It's peein'! 19 00:00:38,611 --> 00:00:40,046 Move, jackass! 20 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,130 [donkey brays] 21 00:00:41,131 --> 00:00:43,418 We got so many doves from The Amazing Donald's estate. 22 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:44,555 It's too bad The Amazing Donald 23 00:00:44,556 --> 00:00:46,291 couldn't make heart disease disappear. 24 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:47,227 Hand me those reptile bags. 25 00:00:47,228 --> 00:00:49,365 But... I need these for the snakes, man. 26 00:00:49,366 --> 00:00:50,667 You got pockets. 27 00:00:50,668 --> 00:00:51,636 [snakes hiss] Oh my God. 28 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:52,437 Oh my God. Oh my God. 29 00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:54,141 Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God. 30 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:56,445 Dozen birds coming through! 31 00:00:58,250 --> 00:00:59,586 That was so awesome! 32 00:00:59,619 --> 00:01:00,922 You guys gotta try this! 33 00:01:00,955 --> 00:01:02,124 That's good. 34 00:01:02,157 --> 00:01:03,561 Keep it movin', people. 35 00:01:03,861 --> 00:01:05,430 And... time! 36 00:01:05,463 --> 00:01:06,513 I flew. 37 00:01:06,514 --> 00:01:08,904 For one glorious moment, I could take to the skies. 38 00:01:08,905 --> 00:01:09,985 Great job, everybody. 39 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,812 If that had been a real fire, all animals would've survived. 40 00:01:12,813 --> 00:01:13,747 [snakes hissing] 41 00:01:13,748 --> 00:01:14,798 This was a drill?! 42 00:01:14,983 --> 00:01:17,789 ? [vocalizing] ? 43 00:01:44,776 --> 00:01:45,826 [Emily] Okay. 44 00:01:45,879 --> 00:01:49,117 Today is the grand opening of our annex kennels. 45 00:01:49,118 --> 00:01:51,222 We are expecting lots of VIPs. 46 00:01:51,223 --> 00:01:53,527 Would I have liked a little bit more time to get our 47 00:01:53,528 --> 00:01:55,665 sea legs as the newly merged precinct? 48 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:56,916 Yeah, absolutely. 49 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:59,773 So, I'm gonna need all hands on deck to get this done. 50 00:01:59,774 --> 00:02:01,108 Can I get an "Ahoy"? [laughs] 51 00:02:01,109 --> 00:02:03,714 The only thing that makes this merger tolerable is knowing that 52 00:02:03,715 --> 00:02:07,154 someday the sun will explode and destroy the entire planet. 53 00:02:07,221 --> 00:02:08,423 -Ahoy! -Ahoy. 54 00:02:08,457 --> 00:02:10,492 Thank you! So, Victoria and Daisy, 55 00:02:10,493 --> 00:02:12,398 I need you two on dog detail. 56 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,536 I want all adoptable pooches looking their best. 57 00:02:14,537 --> 00:02:16,908 That means scrubbed, sheared and sexy. 58 00:02:16,909 --> 00:02:18,510 -Sexy? -[Emily] Well, no one 59 00:02:18,511 --> 00:02:20,312 listens to me until I say something awkward. 60 00:02:20,313 --> 00:02:22,117 Now, who wants to do balloon arches? 61 00:02:22,118 --> 00:02:25,456 Affirmative. Everyone knows I handle all things balloons. 62 00:02:25,457 --> 00:02:28,262 They called me "The Looner" back in the two-three. 63 00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:30,568 My man has legit mylar skills. 64 00:02:30,569 --> 00:02:32,370 Sold. Templeton's doing the arches. 65 00:02:32,371 --> 00:02:34,340 Yeah. I'll need two experienced officers. 66 00:02:34,341 --> 00:02:35,811 I can give you... Shred and Patel. 67 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:37,514 [Templeton] Sure. The Butterfinger brothers? 68 00:02:37,515 --> 00:02:38,983 -Dang it! -[Templeton] I can smack 'em 69 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,219 [snoring] - back into shape. 70 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:41,054 [radio static] 71 00:02:41,055 --> 00:02:42,724 Sorry, I nodded off. What happened? 72 00:02:42,725 --> 00:02:44,528 So far, I'm supportive of this plan 73 00:02:44,529 --> 00:02:45,998 and my lack of involvement in it. 74 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,868 Frank, you can either tag in and help Templeton, 75 00:02:47,869 --> 00:02:49,572 or you can pick up Roman. 76 00:02:49,573 --> 00:02:51,408 Who, may I remind you, is our sponsor? 77 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:52,745 He requested a limo service, 78 00:02:52,746 --> 00:02:54,815 but given our budget, the limo service... 79 00:02:54,816 --> 00:02:55,750 it's one of our trucks. 80 00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:57,922 That's like asking me which grandparent 81 00:02:57,955 --> 00:02:59,391 I wanna get a lap dance from. 82 00:02:59,392 --> 00:03:00,994 I guess... Templeton? 83 00:03:00,995 --> 00:03:03,299 Perfect. You can moisten my balloon tips. 84 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,300 I'm out. I'll pick up Roman. 85 00:03:04,301 --> 00:03:06,674 Just remember, it's his face on the flyers 86 00:03:06,707 --> 00:03:09,879 and his signature on the check, so get him here in one piece. 87 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,015 I promise nothing. 88 00:03:11,315 --> 00:03:13,453 I have to moisten his balloon tips? 89 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:16,660 S-slow down, baby, what do you mean it's school policy? 90 00:03:16,661 --> 00:03:18,471 We have to invite the entire class? 91 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:21,235 Well, no. Of course. Baby, I'm gonna handle it. 92 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,319 Yeah. [chuckles] 93 00:03:22,805 --> 00:03:25,210 Do me a favor, if I choke on this bagel, 94 00:03:25,211 --> 00:03:26,411 just don't resuscitate me. 95 00:03:26,412 --> 00:03:28,448 Buddy, I've seen you take down a burrito in two bites. 96 00:03:28,449 --> 00:03:30,285 There's no way a bagel's taking you out. 97 00:03:30,286 --> 00:03:31,723 -[Shred] What's up? -My kid's birthday party. 98 00:03:31,724 --> 00:03:34,328 Supposed to be him and a weird kid named Tom 99 00:03:34,329 --> 00:03:36,298 in the living room playing board games. 100 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,637 -[Shred] Mm-hmm. -Now I have to feed 35 kids. 101 00:03:38,771 --> 00:03:40,307 -35?! -35 kids! 102 00:03:40,308 --> 00:03:42,043 Dude, that's like two bounce houses. 103 00:03:42,044 --> 00:03:43,544 Maybe I can get my kid canceled. 104 00:03:43,545 --> 00:03:46,686 Just gotta find out what a nine-year-old finds offensive. 105 00:03:46,687 --> 00:03:47,755 [laughs] 106 00:03:47,756 --> 00:03:48,806 [Patel] Okay. Okay. 107 00:03:49,893 --> 00:03:51,931 Yogurt time! Oh... 108 00:03:52,097 --> 00:03:54,068 I didn't know you were here. 109 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,403 I can come back later. 110 00:03:55,404 --> 00:03:56,839 No, no, no, no, it's totally okay. 111 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,579 This is everybody's kitchen, it's the people's kitchen. 112 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,617 Right. I know, I just, I... 113 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,821 I just don't want things to be weird. 114 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:06,527 It's not weird, we're just two coworkers that know 115 00:04:06,528 --> 00:04:08,663 what the inside of each other's mouths tastes like. 116 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:09,798 Yeah, we were friends before. 117 00:04:09,799 --> 00:04:12,471 There's no reason why we can't keep things platonic. 118 00:04:12,506 --> 00:04:14,040 Platonic is a great word for us. 119 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,242 -Yeah! -Also, really good movie. 120 00:04:15,243 --> 00:04:18,316 Are you sure you're not thinking of the movie Platoon? 121 00:04:18,317 --> 00:04:19,651 -I am thinking of Platoon. -Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:19,652 --> 00:04:21,889 But it's about army buddies that work together 123 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,663 with no romantic feelings, so it-it kind of applies. 124 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:27,434 That is us for the next few months. 125 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,937 Maybe my toast will be done by then. 126 00:04:28,938 --> 00:04:29,988 [laughs] 127 00:04:30,073 --> 00:04:31,442 I do have to push it down. 128 00:04:31,475 --> 00:04:32,855 Like our feelings. [laughs] 129 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,080 Ah... 130 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:36,084 I'm gonna take my yo to go. 131 00:04:36,085 --> 00:04:37,788 -[laughs] -Fo'sho... 132 00:04:40,861 --> 00:04:41,911 -[Victoria] Hey! 133 00:04:42,097 --> 00:04:43,601 Hey. Thank you so much 134 00:04:43,602 --> 00:04:45,536 for rolling with the punches and helping Daisy. 135 00:04:45,537 --> 00:04:48,075 This might be a good opportunity for you two to bond. 136 00:04:48,076 --> 00:04:49,512 You know, make it fun. 137 00:04:49,513 --> 00:04:51,416 Bitches washing bitches. 138 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,756 I don't think I've ever heard you actually curse before. 139 00:04:54,757 --> 00:04:56,893 Yeah, I hated it when I practiced it in my office, 140 00:04:56,894 --> 00:04:57,944 and I hated it now. 141 00:04:57,945 --> 00:04:59,965 The thing with Daisy, I don't think she loves me. 142 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,016 [whispers] What? 143 00:05:01,017 --> 00:05:02,904 Yeah, whenever I walk into a room, she just shouts... 144 00:05:02,905 --> 00:05:03,873 "Nope!" 145 00:05:03,874 --> 00:05:04,977 -Oh... -Yeah. 146 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,546 -Maybe it's like... no! -Yeah... 147 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:07,814 You know what? I'll give it a go. 148 00:05:07,815 --> 00:05:10,053 But only because I don't want that bald spot 149 00:05:10,054 --> 00:05:10,987 to get any bigger. 150 00:05:10,988 --> 00:05:12,524 Yeah, I have been stress plucking again, 151 00:05:12,525 --> 00:05:13,694 [chuckles nervously] 152 00:05:13,927 --> 00:05:15,564 So... yeah. 153 00:05:17,702 --> 00:05:18,752 [door opening] 154 00:05:19,071 --> 00:05:20,540 Good lord. 155 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:21,844 ?...get mad, get mad 156 00:05:21,877 --> 00:05:23,781 ? I'm a VIP... ? 157 00:05:23,815 --> 00:05:25,383 Trip. Please trip. 158 00:05:25,384 --> 00:05:28,122 Can you step outside of the vehicle, sir, please? 159 00:05:28,123 --> 00:05:29,623 [laughs] No, I'm just kidding. 160 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:31,763 No, but... seriously, I'll be driving. 161 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:33,567 You steal that uniform from a Build-A-Bear? 162 00:05:33,568 --> 00:05:35,905 No, Emily swore me in as an honorary officer, 163 00:05:35,939 --> 00:05:37,742 which is why I'm allowed to drive. 164 00:05:37,743 --> 00:05:38,643 So... move over. 165 00:05:38,644 --> 00:05:39,778 You have two seating options. 166 00:05:39,779 --> 00:05:41,529 Passenger side or center console. 167 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,653 Emily, Frank won't let me drive. 168 00:05:43,654 --> 00:05:45,423 [Emily] Frank, be nice and let him drive. 169 00:05:45,424 --> 00:05:46,424 When'd you call Emily? 170 00:05:46,425 --> 00:05:47,925 Before I left the house. Scooch. 171 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:49,981 [sighs] 172 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:52,102 [Frank] I can't believe. I should've chosen Templeton. 173 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:54,542 You might want to adjust the mirrors and the seat. 174 00:05:54,543 --> 00:05:56,379 A joke about my stature. 175 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:58,182 Sorry we can't all be blessed with 176 00:05:58,216 --> 00:06:00,722 Frankenstein's height and personality. 177 00:06:00,755 --> 00:06:03,426 It's a big vehicle. You need clear lines of sight. 178 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:05,631 All I see is a Sulky Sally about to have 179 00:06:05,664 --> 00:06:07,166 the ride of his life. 180 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,034 Okay. 181 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,725 [Emily] Stay in the truck, Frank. 182 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:12,545 [Roman chuckles] 183 00:06:13,093 --> 00:06:16,184 Thanks for taking over the wheel 184 00:06:16,185 --> 00:06:17,689 while I make some content. 185 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:19,658 Oh, I wouldn't wanna deprive the public 186 00:06:19,659 --> 00:06:20,627 of their daily garbage. 187 00:06:20,628 --> 00:06:22,864 What up, Romaniacs? [imitates dog barking] 188 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:26,205 Animal Control officer Roman Park is in the heezy. 189 00:06:26,238 --> 00:06:28,409 Along with my driver, Frank Shaw. 190 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:29,244 Say hi, Frank. 191 00:06:29,245 --> 00:06:30,680 I do not consent to being recorded. 192 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,183 I'm being held against my will. 193 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,218 [fake laughter] 194 00:06:33,219 --> 00:06:34,555 [Dispatch] All available units. 195 00:06:34,556 --> 00:06:36,859 Dangerous dog reported on Fourth and Madrona. 196 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:37,894 Respond ASAP. 197 00:06:37,895 --> 00:06:39,833 Sergeant Park responding. On it. 198 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,770 N-no. No, no. We are not on it. 199 00:06:41,771 --> 00:06:43,874 We're not by it, we're not goin' anywhere near it. 200 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:45,409 [Dispatch] It's your call, Sergeant. 201 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:46,846 N-n- he is not a sergeant. 202 00:06:46,847 --> 00:06:48,750 Thanks, darlin'. We'll take it. 203 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,820 Duty calls. Like and subscribe. 204 00:06:50,821 --> 00:06:51,589 Bark! 205 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:52,925 [imitates dog barking] 206 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:56,881 Wrong shape. 207 00:06:57,502 --> 00:06:58,871 Uneven distribution. 208 00:06:59,071 --> 00:07:00,121 Terrible spiral. 209 00:07:00,122 --> 00:07:02,745 I almost lost my fingertips tying these balloons off. 210 00:07:02,746 --> 00:07:04,816 Oh, your poor little pinky winky? 211 00:07:04,817 --> 00:07:05,750 Man up! 212 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:06,987 Where the hell's Patel? 213 00:07:07,187 --> 00:07:09,859 Honey, I'm on it. I found this great party store. 214 00:07:09,893 --> 00:07:10,943 Tons of stuff. 215 00:07:11,162 --> 00:07:12,832 Kids like tomato juice, right? 216 00:07:13,085 --> 00:07:14,968 [Patel] Mmm! 217 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:16,204 Nice of you to make an appearance. 218 00:07:16,205 --> 00:07:18,475 You know there's two types of people in the world, right? 219 00:07:18,476 --> 00:07:20,479 There's workers and then there's shirkers, 220 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,216 and all I see are two shirkers right here. 221 00:07:22,217 --> 00:07:23,653 It's just party decorations, bro. 222 00:07:23,654 --> 00:07:24,487 You need to relax. 223 00:07:24,488 --> 00:07:26,660 [high pitched] Yeah, dude. Chill, bro. 224 00:07:27,929 --> 00:07:28,979 [laughs] I'm sorry. 225 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:30,834 You know, helium's a dwindling natural resource 226 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:32,871 and this is how you plan to waste it? 227 00:07:32,872 --> 00:07:33,922 [air hisses] 228 00:07:33,923 --> 00:07:34,875 [both laughing] 229 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:35,710 Oh, my- 230 00:07:35,711 --> 00:07:36,712 -Dude, you really- -I'm so sorry. 231 00:07:36,713 --> 00:07:38,549 -You sprayed me. I... -I'm so... [mumbling] 232 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:39,985 -I gotta go change. -You're not excused. 233 00:07:39,986 --> 00:07:41,036 You're not excused! 234 00:07:41,088 --> 00:07:44,862 Seriously? Permission granted for dismissal. 235 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:48,537 -Ah... oop! -Oh... 236 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:49,839 [stutters] 237 00:07:50,508 --> 00:07:51,843 Is, uh, tomato juice. 238 00:07:51,877 --> 00:07:53,580 Uh, yeah. [laughs] Well, it's- 239 00:07:53,613 --> 00:07:55,083 -Yeah, that's- -[laughs] 240 00:07:55,117 --> 00:07:56,485 Well, as you were. 241 00:07:57,622 --> 00:07:58,924 Galloping gremlins. 242 00:07:58,957 --> 00:08:00,887 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm good. 243 00:08:01,128 --> 00:08:02,765 Yeah. It's... okay. 244 00:08:02,766 --> 00:08:03,733 Look at us. 245 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,672 Two bitches washin' bitches. 246 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:06,907 This is a male dog, 247 00:08:06,908 --> 00:08:08,677 and I don't like being called a bitch. 248 00:08:08,678 --> 00:08:10,079 For the record, I called us both bitches. 249 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,716 -It wasn't specific- -Oh, I'm sorry. 250 00:08:11,717 --> 00:08:13,586 I can't hear you 'cause I'm trying to work. 251 00:08:13,587 --> 00:08:16,191 Generally, we point the hairdryer at the dog. 252 00:08:16,225 --> 00:08:17,528 Oh, yes. Right. 253 00:08:17,561 --> 00:08:18,611 Yeah. 254 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:20,414 Poor little dog. 255 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:21,937 -Hey. -[Victoria] Hey. 256 00:08:21,938 --> 00:08:22,671 [Daisy] Hey. 257 00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:23,807 How are you two doing? 258 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,077 -So good. -Just peachy. 259 00:08:25,078 --> 00:08:26,144 Having so much fun. 260 00:08:26,145 --> 00:08:27,180 I love that. 261 00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:28,717 It's a huge day today, right? 262 00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:30,019 -[Daisy] Huge. -It's huge. 263 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:30,820 It's... it's... 264 00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:32,189 [Victoria] Stop plucking. 265 00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:33,560 Great. 266 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:37,636 Frank Shaw limo service, transporting morons since 9AM. 267 00:08:37,637 --> 00:08:38,503 [Emily] Hi, Frank. 268 00:08:38,504 --> 00:08:39,505 I'm not micromanaging you at all. 269 00:08:39,506 --> 00:08:41,809 I'm just making sure that Roman is still alive. 270 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:43,779 He is alive and kicking, mostly because his feet 271 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,100 can't reach the floor mats. 272 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,087 We decided to take a call. 273 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,870 Frank, that man is our sugar daddy. 274 00:08:48,871 --> 00:08:49,992 Do not let him get mauled. 275 00:08:49,993 --> 00:08:52,565 Don't worry, I told him to stay inside the truck. 276 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:53,799 [truck door closes] Oh. Gotta go. 277 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,035 [stuttering] Don't! No, d- 278 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,071 [barking] -Hi! 279 00:08:56,072 --> 00:08:57,039 Roman! No, no. 280 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,609 Relax, Frank. 281 00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:01,916 I've built an empire breaking unbreakable dogs. 282 00:09:03,119 --> 00:09:05,056 Quiet-ah! 283 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,561 [Roman] See? 284 00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:10,567 And this is why I have a pear orchard 285 00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:12,872 and you're relegated to being my chauffeur. 286 00:09:12,939 --> 00:09:16,044 I actually chose to drive your fun-sized body around. 287 00:09:16,045 --> 00:09:18,082 Shockingly, it was better than the other option. 288 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,253 But I thought you ran this precinct. 289 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,224 Boy, how the mighty- 290 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,594 [growls and barks] -Oh! 291 00:09:23,628 --> 00:09:24,996 Oh my God! [yells] 292 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,132 [Roman] Make it stop! 293 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,168 Frank! Help me! 294 00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:29,638 [screams] Help me! 295 00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,449 -Oh, Roman, this is great. -Help me! 296 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:33,144 Just one more time, beg for your life. 297 00:09:33,145 --> 00:09:35,316 Yeah, I wanna get a close-up of your face. 298 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,986 -[squealing] -Yeah. There it is. 299 00:09:36,987 --> 00:09:38,756 Okay. 300 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,059 I've finished another cluster. 301 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,963 [Patel] You're doing great, almost there. 302 00:09:41,964 --> 00:09:44,233 Glad to hear you guys are finally paying the arch 303 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:45,771 the respect it deserves. 304 00:09:45,772 --> 00:09:47,272 You did this to me. 305 00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:48,323 One more push! 306 00:09:48,343 --> 00:09:49,979 [groans] 307 00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:53,988 [Patel] It's a blue! 308 00:09:54,388 --> 00:09:55,691 Here. Hold him, Daddy. 309 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,394 It's a blue. Congratulations. 310 00:09:57,395 --> 00:09:58,529 -Get out! -Whoa. 311 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,700 I'll finish the keystone grouping myself. 312 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,751 Get out! 313 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,338 Done. 314 00:10:03,339 --> 00:10:04,659 What's taking you so long? 315 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,010 I'm, like, five dogs ahead of you. 316 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,814 Yeah, you keep cherry-picking all the lap dogs. 317 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,985 From what I've heard, your lap could use a break. 318 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:12,056 Okay. What the hell is your problem with me? 319 00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:13,793 You wanna know what my problem is with you? 320 00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:15,764 -It's why I asked. -You did Templeton dirty. 321 00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:17,100 Wait. Seriously? 322 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,837 -Mm-hmm. -Are you referring to 323 00:10:18,838 --> 00:10:19,838 when he stalked me? 324 00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:20,807 -He's not stalking -Yeah. 325 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,810 And then he sent me weird New Zealand gifts. 326 00:10:22,811 --> 00:10:25,718 Those gifts were thoughtful and background-specific. 327 00:10:25,719 --> 00:10:26,718 He's a total creep! 328 00:10:26,719 --> 00:10:28,455 He is layered. 329 00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:29,692 [imitates cat meow] 330 00:10:29,693 --> 00:10:31,495 Drip, drip! You Wetty Betty's doing 331 00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:32,831 my calendar idea? 332 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,092 What do you need, Iced-T? 333 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:35,937 This precinct continues to disappoint. 334 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:38,175 My unit sapped the helium tank doing wacky bits. 335 00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:40,681 You know what? I'm gonna go get some, because... 336 00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:43,520 I think they sell some a long way away from here. 337 00:10:43,521 --> 00:10:46,057 Yeah, sure, like I'm gonna trust you with a noble gas. 338 00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:48,061 You're probably gonna huff it out of a sock. 339 00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:49,197 The thing is... 340 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:52,403 your insults aren't landing because your uniform shirt 341 00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:53,937 is tucked into your underwear. 342 00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,343 And your breath smells. 343 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,649 Why don't you go with her? 344 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,319 I'm gonna go back to the arch and finish 345 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,421 doing these units orally. 346 00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:04,094 Your bagpiping skills have saved yet another party. 347 00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:05,177 Oh, I know. 348 00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:06,966 Bettany? 349 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:09,004 -Bettany! -Hey. 350 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,087 You okay? 351 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:11,643 Yep, yep. 352 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:13,614 Are your pants caught on that hook? 353 00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:15,482 A little bit. A little bit, yeah. 354 00:11:15,483 --> 00:11:17,152 I was organizing the leashes and yeah 355 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:20,059 my belt loop got snagged when I reached up to, um, 356 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,060 get that basket. 357 00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:22,263 Yeah, okay, well, let me help you down. 358 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,467 No, no, no, no! I'm fine. That's fine. 359 00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:25,402 Okay. 360 00:11:25,403 --> 00:11:27,005 Actually, my toes are going numb, so... 361 00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:28,710 Yeah. Here I just- I gotta grab. 362 00:11:28,777 --> 00:11:30,111 -Okay. -Sorry. 363 00:11:30,112 --> 00:11:31,181 -Oh. -Here. 364 00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:38,361 I feel like we keep getting caught in moments that are- 365 00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:39,999 Yes. I-I agree. 366 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,837 -Of all the days. Right? -Yeah. 367 00:11:42,838 --> 00:11:45,243 Sorry. So, I'm... I'm gonna get back to erecting- 368 00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:46,779 I-uh... blowing. 369 00:11:46,813 --> 00:11:48,315 No! Sorry. Uh... 370 00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:50,434 Arch. 371 00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:52,857 Yeah, that's-that's good 'cause this is a place of work. 372 00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:55,388 So let's, uh, let's all- let's all get back to work. 373 00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,349 [Roman sobs] Help me! 374 00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:02,409 You wanna see how a real animal control officer does it? 375 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,814 [dog continues barking] 376 00:12:03,881 --> 00:12:05,917 -Yeah... -But this has been really fun. 377 00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:08,322 Ta-da! 378 00:12:09,257 --> 00:12:10,527 [dog barking] 379 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,030 Bon app�tit. 380 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:13,967 [dog snarls] 381 00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,469 All right, here we go. 382 00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:16,520 Easy oven mitt. 383 00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,142 Good job, girl. 384 00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:19,512 We did it! 385 00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:21,196 Whoo! 386 00:12:21,197 --> 00:12:23,017 All right, do you wanna skip the embarrassing part 387 00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:24,855 where I ask you if you need help getting down? 388 00:12:24,856 --> 00:12:25,724 No, I got it. 389 00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:27,160 [Roman groans] 390 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:28,244 [Roman] Uh-huh. 391 00:12:30,768 --> 00:12:32,036 Oh... 392 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,473 I caught my belly on a wiper. 393 00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:34,941 Okay, girl. 394 00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,177 We're taking the highway. Come on. 395 00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:37,580 No, I caught my belly on a wiper. 396 00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:38,515 I'm serious. 397 00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:40,318 You wanna get something to eat on the way? 398 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:41,556 Help me. Help me. 399 00:12:42,647 --> 00:12:47,065 Is there any chance you did that old-man thing 400 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,234 and forgot to record? 401 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,273 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I got it. 402 00:12:50,675 --> 00:12:52,377 Oh. Flashlight's on. Hold on. 403 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:53,914 People look up to me, Frank. 404 00:12:53,948 --> 00:12:56,217 If that leaks, thousands of dog owners 405 00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:58,555 will abandon my training methods. 406 00:12:58,556 --> 00:12:59,946 Oh, no, no, no. It won't leak. 407 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,096 I'm gonna post it intentionally. 408 00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:04,265 Well, it doesn't matter. 409 00:13:04,268 --> 00:13:06,405 At least he'll get a laugh out of it. 410 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,660 Oh, who? 411 00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:12,183 Nobody. Just my dad. 412 00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:13,920 He thinks I'm a freakin' joke. 413 00:13:13,921 --> 00:13:16,257 If he wants to confirm that, I can send him the video. 414 00:13:16,258 --> 00:13:19,064 I've always been the black sheep of the family. 415 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,034 All my brothers are multi-hyphenates. 416 00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,404 Like engineer-professor. 417 00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,006 Doctor-researcher. 418 00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:25,843 Yeah, well, so are you. Virgin-leprechaun. 419 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,180 I've been bedded. 420 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,584 You can't relate to any of this because dads love 421 00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,187 strapping, dim brutes like you. 422 00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:34,128 Just to be clear, you're still asking me for a favor. 423 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,531 Just go ahead and post it. 424 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,615 Or don't post it. 425 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,201 It doesn't matter. I don't care. 426 00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:39,103 It- 427 00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,941 My earliest memory is my father. 428 00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:42,878 I had an in utero-recollection. 429 00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:43,946 -Ah! Okay. -It was how to- 430 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:45,282 Stop it. Stop. I'll delete it. 431 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,220 I just gotta watch it one more time. 432 00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:49,424 [Roman] Help me! [squeals] 433 00:13:50,694 --> 00:13:52,504 - [squealing continues] -[sighs] 434 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,571 [Shred] We got a man down here! We got a man down! 435 00:13:55,604 --> 00:13:57,005 I found him like this. 436 00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:58,626 Whoa, hey, you all right, buddy? 437 00:13:58,627 --> 00:14:00,245 You're a little grayer than usual. 438 00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:02,518 That arch is filled with my life force... 439 00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,090 I gotta get it outside. 440 00:14:05,091 --> 00:14:06,424 Otherwise- - Easy. 441 00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:09,364 -how will people know where the entrance is? 442 00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,172 Okay. I can't do it. 443 00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:15,510 Oh, boy. 444 00:14:15,677 --> 00:14:17,427 It's all too much. This whole thing. 445 00:14:17,881 --> 00:14:21,355 One minute I'm at the two-three playing ping-pong with the boys, 446 00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:23,593 thinking I'm gonna retire there, 447 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,330 and then I'm reassigned. 448 00:14:25,496 --> 00:14:28,469 New place, new people. I'm just supposed to start over? 449 00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:31,341 -I'm almost 40 years old. -That's really tough, man. 450 00:14:31,342 --> 00:14:32,978 No, there's no way we're the same age. 451 00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,247 I'm just ramblin'. 452 00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:37,320 My oxygen levels have plummeted. 453 00:14:37,387 --> 00:14:38,437 My vision's... 454 00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:41,562 ...blurred. You guys are kinda backlit right now, like... 455 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,900 ...two angels. 456 00:14:44,736 --> 00:14:48,176 Hey, you know, we do fun stuff here at the two-two, right? 457 00:14:48,177 --> 00:14:50,211 You know, we actually, we hang out at the rooftop 458 00:14:50,212 --> 00:14:52,416 on Fridays and, you know, we play cornhole, drink beers. 459 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:53,284 It's super fun. 460 00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:54,153 Yeah, you could bring your friends. 461 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,556 We could have, like, a tournament. 462 00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:56,659 We'd destroy you, but... 463 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,630 That'd be fun, I'd like that. 464 00:14:58,663 --> 00:14:59,966 -Good! -Yeah. 465 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:03,204 Okay. Tremors just... they're going away. 466 00:15:03,205 --> 00:15:04,675 And the vision's coming back. 467 00:15:04,676 --> 00:15:06,177 Nice. 468 00:15:06,178 --> 00:15:07,948 Let's get 'er outside, horse me. 469 00:15:07,981 --> 00:15:09,251 There you go, all right. 470 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,419 He's back! 471 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:14,327 I can't believe Templeton made you babysit me. 472 00:15:14,328 --> 00:15:16,297 Is he blackmailing you? Because I can help. 473 00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:19,606 Do you know I got my cousin out of Scientology using only wigs. 474 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:20,708 It's not like that. 475 00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:24,615 Last year, I went through a messy divorce. 476 00:15:24,648 --> 00:15:25,983 It got very contentious. 477 00:15:25,984 --> 00:15:28,155 I don't know your ex, but I side with him. 478 00:15:28,156 --> 00:15:29,559 I didn't say it was a him. 479 00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:30,727 Oh. Really? 480 00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:31,729 Okay, it was a him. 481 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:32,731 And he left me. 482 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,003 And then all of a sudden I was a single mom 483 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,236 working a full-time job. 484 00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,944 And Templeton saw that I was struggling and... 485 00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:41,983 he wanted to help, so he sent groceries to the house. 486 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,987 Not once, but every week. 487 00:15:43,988 --> 00:15:44,888 Grooming 101. 488 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,692 Most kidnappers are someone you know. 489 00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:48,229 And he never took credit for it. 490 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,432 The deliveries were anonymous, but I know it was him 491 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,837 because he always included my favorite truck snack, 492 00:15:52,838 --> 00:15:54,609 those little bags of wet olives. 493 00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:57,180 [sighs] Templeton is a good man. 494 00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:00,086 Wet olives? 495 00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:02,691 That's the saddest part of your story. 496 00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:04,561 Hey. 497 00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,265 Got Templeton's helium. 498 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,268 There's extra in case you wanna mess with his tires. 499 00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:10,038 You might want to take it easy on Templeton. 500 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:11,308 What is happening today? 501 00:16:11,309 --> 00:16:13,211 I know it's weird, but he was talking to us, 502 00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:15,114 and instead of wanting to fight or flee, 503 00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:16,485 I just... I wanted to hug him. 504 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,570 Ew, did you do it? 505 00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:19,557 No, of course not, but the fact that I even wanted to... 506 00:16:19,558 --> 00:16:21,529 Yeah, he was acting like a human. 507 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,613 Maybe he's... 508 00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,069 just a dick and not a total dick. 509 00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:27,508 Okay, everybody. Gather up! 510 00:16:27,509 --> 00:16:29,310 [Emily] I know everyone's really busy. 511 00:16:29,311 --> 00:16:31,448 Can we just gather round? 512 00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,520 We are T-minus five 513 00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:34,637 to the opening, 514 00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,325 and the mayor is here. 515 00:16:36,326 --> 00:16:38,194 Good time to bring up the city's homelessness? 516 00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:40,065 No, not the day, not the place, Frank. 517 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,337 Whew! Does anyone have any last words 518 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,274 before we go wow Seattle? 519 00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:45,777 -I do. -You... oh. 520 00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:47,501 -Where my boys at? -[Emily] Okay. 521 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,117 Ah! There they are. 522 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:51,054 -Us? -If I could combine two people 523 00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:52,490 into one person, 524 00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:54,621 the world would say I was insane. 525 00:16:54,962 --> 00:16:56,465 Not for playing God. 526 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,342 But for using my gifts to create such extreme... 527 00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:02,712 uselessness! 528 00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,125 [shocked group reactions] 529 00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,252 Victoria, you were late with my helium. 530 00:17:06,253 --> 00:17:07,787 And you should be ashamed of yourself 531 00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:09,090 for bullying a female officer. 532 00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:10,092 -But I am a female- -Quiet. 533 00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:12,196 Frank, you've probably disappointed me somehow. 534 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,247 [Templeton] Emily. 535 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:17,174 All of this reflects poorly on your leadership skills. 536 00:17:17,175 --> 00:17:18,441 [shocked group reactions] 537 00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:20,212 [Shred] Templeton, what just happened, man? 538 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,249 -That is where I draw the line. -Yeah, no, you don't get- 539 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,420 [overlapping arguing] 540 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:25,589 He's trying to help y'all out. 541 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:27,627 I am feeling better and better about choosing Roman. 542 00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:29,597 [whistle blows] [overlapping arguing] 543 00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:30,567 Enough! 544 00:17:30,568 --> 00:17:33,472 My attempts to integrate this precinct 545 00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:36,579 into a cohesive unit have just, they have failed. 546 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:39,283 So, thank you for putting me in the awkward position of 547 00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,484 being pro-segregation. 548 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,158 So, here's what we are going to do. 549 00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:44,629 Put on some fake smiles 550 00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:47,367 and pretend to be one happy work family. 551 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,450 Okay? 552 00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,305 I said fake smiles. 553 00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:52,511 ? 554 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,389 Hello to our community, and our special guests, 555 00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:01,295 and welcome to the Northwest Seattle division 556 00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:05,069 of Animal Control's grand opening of the Roman Park park. 557 00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:07,373 We did do several workshops of the name, 558 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:09,278 and that is gonna be the name. 559 00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:10,947 Our deepest thanks go out 560 00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:14,121 to Roman Park, whose generosity has allowed us to build this- 561 00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:15,204 Oh my god. 562 00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:17,359 Thank you so much, Emily, for that amazing introduction. 563 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,329 -I wasn't- -I haven't prepared anything. 564 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,734 American humorist Josh Billings- - Oh, okay. 565 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:26,879 said, "A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you 566 00:18:26,913 --> 00:18:29,417 "more than he loves himself". 567 00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:32,925 These workers at Animal Control are incredible! 568 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,008 Whoop-whoop! 569 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:36,598 They honestly don't get the recognition they deserve. 570 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:40,607 Which is why I have a surprise for you. 571 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,709 Emily. 572 00:18:41,743 --> 00:18:42,793 A tug, please. 573 00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:46,284 [applause] 574 00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:49,892 It's so real. 575 00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:51,262 Look at that slob. 576 00:18:51,295 --> 00:18:52,362 Oh, wait, that's me! 577 00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:53,666 [Frank] What the hell? 578 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,750 [laughs] 579 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,485 Emily, it looks like you're cupping Shred's acorns. 580 00:18:57,742 --> 00:18:59,344 Oh. Uh... um... 581 00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:01,313 [Frank] Park, what is wrong with you? 582 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,483 Don't you know you're not supposed 583 00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:03,719 to make fun of fatsos anymore? 584 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,225 Ah, Templeton here did me a solid 585 00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:09,164 and gave me a picture of you from your academy days 586 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,231 for inspo. 587 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,571 How dare you show the world how I see myself? 588 00:19:12,605 --> 00:19:14,207 Of course your dad hates you. 589 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,712 Do you really think a dad could hate this face? 590 00:19:16,746 --> 00:19:17,796 No, he loves me. 591 00:19:17,797 --> 00:19:20,519 We just spent the weekend together at Seattle Kite Fest. 592 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,327 I read simple beasts for a living, Frank, 593 00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:27,601 and I tell you, you reek of daddy issues. 594 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,674 There's gotta be a way to recover lost footage. 595 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,476 Flashlight's on! 596 00:19:32,477 --> 00:19:35,381 [Emily] Freeze, balloon bandit! 597 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,220 [laughs] Wait, but really... 598 00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:39,256 What... what are you doing? 599 00:19:39,257 --> 00:19:41,395 Uh, I'm just, uh, you know. 600 00:19:41,428 --> 00:19:43,264 -Excuse. -Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 601 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,795 Are those the missing cupcakes and the solo cups? 602 00:19:45,804 --> 00:19:48,209 Patel, our city councilman had to drink out of 603 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:49,476 a dog bowl this afternoon. 604 00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:51,515 I'm runnin' a little low on cash, so... 605 00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,853 I decided to borrow some supplies 606 00:19:53,854 --> 00:19:54,854 for Danny's birthday party. 607 00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,845 Okay well, happy birthday, Danny, but... 608 00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:57,660 Thank you. 609 00:19:57,661 --> 00:19:59,665 Why didn't you just come to me? 610 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,368 Well, it's embarrassing. 611 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,574 Okay, what about this? 612 00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:05,609 We have been looking to add a community outreach officer 613 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:06,645 at the precinct. 614 00:20:06,646 --> 00:20:09,350 Yeah. It'd be an extra five bucks an hour. 615 00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:11,588 Will you throw in a company car? 616 00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:13,425 I will not, but I could give you 617 00:20:13,426 --> 00:20:14,828 a special lanyard for your ID. 618 00:20:14,829 --> 00:20:16,865 I could give that to Danny for his birthday. 619 00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:17,800 I think he'd like it. 620 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,851 Let's just make it six more bucks an hour. 621 00:20:19,906 --> 00:20:21,541 - Deal. -'Kay. 622 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:23,952 I really appreciate you taking care of me, boss. 623 00:20:24,749 --> 00:20:26,351 -Thank you. -Yeah. 624 00:20:26,385 --> 00:20:28,615 Just watch behind me 'cause I can't see much. 625 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:32,429 Good night, Emily. 626 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:33,681 Oh, hey. 627 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:34,968 Night, Shred. 628 00:20:37,775 --> 00:20:38,843 [both laugh] 629 00:20:38,844 --> 00:20:39,844 [Emily] Oh, um... 630 00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:41,481 -Um, do you wanna go, or...? -You-you can go. 631 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,017 -Yeah? -Oh, it's... [laughs] 632 00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,588 Ah... all right. 633 00:20:48,428 --> 00:20:49,765 ? [music swells] 634 00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,370 ? Ooh 635 00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,440 ? I'm sweetly bitten 636 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,279 ? Left completely smitten by you ? 637 00:21:00,353 --> 00:21:01,889 [Frank] A nice end to a bad day. 638 00:21:02,925 --> 00:21:04,595 All right, you're home. 639 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,616 Frank. 640 00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,470 That was so... 641 00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:11,942 Fun! Oh my god! 642 00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:13,278 I burned you. 643 00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:14,446 You burned me. 644 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,683 We got in a crate. 645 00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,452 Till next time. Right, man? 646 00:21:17,453 --> 00:21:18,689 I don't ever wanna see you again. 647 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,426 Yeah! I know. I'm tired too. 648 00:21:20,427 --> 00:21:21,628 But wanna hear a song about it? 649 00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:22,763 -Nope. -Yeah, I do too. 650 00:21:22,764 --> 00:21:24,702 Okay. Right. Come on. Stick around. 651 00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:29,511 [singing] ? Frank and I had fun today. ? 652 00:21:29,544 --> 00:21:34,588 ? Nothing beats the jokes and the games we play. ? 653 00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:38,930 ? Frank and I had fun today. 654 00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:43,530 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0